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you you 


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 you animal 


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 you you 


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 you animal 


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 you you 


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 you animal 


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 there's nowhere left to run 


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- Hi.
- Hi.

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You're not in the music business, are you?

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No. Why do you say that?

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Because you actually
seem like you like music.

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- I'm in real estate.
- Real estate?

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Real... estate.

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- Really?
- For real.

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- For reals?
- You're funny.

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With a "z"? With a motherfucking "z"?

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 there's nowhere left to run 


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 you you 


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 you animal 


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Oh, God.

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Fuck.

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Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, God.

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This is intense.

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We could do it as a whisper listing.

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[Whispers] What's a whisper listing?

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It's a private sale, invite only,

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- gets the buyers desperate.
- I like that.

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I like desperate. [Chuckles]

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And if your dad's house

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is in the hilly part of the Palisades,

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- it could be worth a fortune.
- Yeah.

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- 10 million.
- Super hilly out there.

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- 15 million.
- Yeah.

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- So hilly.
- Just keep going up.

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Transparent
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No more secrets.

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Yeah, no more secrets.

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- This house...
- Yeah.

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- This summer.
- [Sighs]

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- Our new life.
- Mm-hmm.

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It's just you and me now. You know that?

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[Moans]

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Yeah.

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- That feel good?
- So good.

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What if, like, now that it's in the open,

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like, we lose our mojo?

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You mean because Barb knows?

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Okay, please let's not say her name

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while you're fucking me.

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All I'm thinking about is you.

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- You're my baby.
- Get the dick.

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Get the dick, get the dick, get the dick!

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Okay, I'll get it. Is
this what you want, baby?

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- That's what I want.
- Yeah?

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What's happening?

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There was just a little
tiny... a little carpet fuzz.

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- Okay, okay.
- I got it.

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- [Moans]
- [Phone rings]

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- Shit.
- Yes... what? Fuck.

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- Barb.
- Please don't get that.

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Oh, my God. Honey, I gotta.

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There's a... it's co-parent credo.

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I gotta get it. Fuck.

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Hey, Barb. Wait. What's
going on with Bianca?

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- Who's Bianca?
- Fuck.

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- He's gone.
- How long has he been gone for?

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- Couple hours.
- Mom?

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Mmm, these Greek yogurts were

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my last stop before the ensure train.

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Mm, God, what happens to us?

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Mom, why don't we go look for him?

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Yeah, we probably should

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because the temple is
sending over a rabbi later

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to check on me, and if
they find out he's missing,

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I'll be the talk of the temple,

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the lady who misplaced her husband.

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You're gonna have to search
without me because I gotta run

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- to my doctor's appointment.
- Fine.

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I'd cancel, but I had to
wait three months to get in.

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Oh, and talk to the guard at the gate.

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He always brings Ed back
when he finds him wandering.

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What do you mean, this has happened before?

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- Close the refrigerator.
- Oh, my God.

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Do you have any reaction to it?

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Does it make you moody or anything?

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No, no, not anymore.

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You wanna help me? Come on.

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- Are you kidding me?
- Yeah, you'll be fine.

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- Here, take this.
- Not my greatest.

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You'll be fine.

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- Okay.
- Hold that.

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- There's a swab right there.
- All right.

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And here's what you're gonna do.

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- All right.
- Right there, into that muscle.

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Okay, you ready? One, two...

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Three.

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Wow.

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- Yeah?
- That's great.

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Thank you.

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- Well done.
- Mm-hmm.

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You take a pill with that?

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No, not anymore. I used to take these.

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These are the Premarin.

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Oh, Premarin. Let me see.

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Yeah.

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- Should I take one?
- Nothing's gonna happen to you.

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It's estrogen, not heroin, girl.

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You okay?

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Oh, my breasts are getting bigger.

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[Laughs]

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Quinn was pregnant with
Bianca when we fell in love,

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so I kind of think of her as my own.

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But you were with Quinn before Barb, so...

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Yeah, it's a little...
it's all one big family.

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Okay, so, like, when we break up,

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Bianca's gonna start calling me?

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We are never, ever gonna break up.

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'Cause I'm not joining your
lesbian underground railroad.

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Shut up. Bianca!

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- What's up, mama?
- Oh, baby, baby.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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Come on in. This is Sarah.

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- Bianca.
- Sarah.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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Oh!

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So nice to meet you.

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You're so pretty.

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- She is pretty.
- Where's the pool?

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Straight out that way.

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- She's adorable.
- Told you.

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Hi, excuse me?

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- Um, could I ask for your help?
- Yes, ma'am.

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Hey, you're the one who got
the, uh, geese all aroused.

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Yeah, not on purpose, but yes.

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Um, my mom's husband, Ed, is missing.

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He's got gray hair, and he
wears, like, big, poofy Dockers.

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Yeah, he wanders off all the time.

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Okay, do you know where he goes?

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He's got all kinds of usual places.

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I tell you what. [Grunts]

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Grab a cart, and I'll show you

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where he usually hangs out, okay?

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Jesus, this is an aphasia
patient's worst nightmare.

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Everything looks exactly the same.

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- He must be so confused.
- I gotta be honest here.

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This has never happened before.

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You said he wandered off all the time.

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He does, but he wasn't
by the vending machines

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or that bench by the pool.

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And he's always by the ducks,
and he wasn't by the ducks.

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He loves those ducks.

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Oh, here comes my man Tiffany.

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I got your APB.

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Individual in question was last spotted

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at the 7-Eleven down the street

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hanging around the soda machines,

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making what the kids call a suicide.

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Suicide?

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Oh, yeah, it's just a...

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It's just a drink with, like,
a bunch of flavors in it.

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You got coke, uh, sprite, orange,

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diet with the vanilla.

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Um, Mr. Pibb if you're real lucky.

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And where is the 7-Eleven?

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- It's down at the marina.
- The marina?

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There's a lot of water down at the marina.

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Are you sure it was Ed?

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Ed Paskowitz that you saw?

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Afraid so, ma'am.

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- All right.
- Okay.

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Let's go get him. Thank you, Tiffany.

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- All right, good luck.
- My man.

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Good luck.

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And so she told me if I didn't like it,

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I could leave, so I did.

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I know you want to blame Scientology,

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but you and I both know

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Quinn's always been a little
bit Quinn's way or the highway.

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Oh, my God. You know what we could do?

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- What?
- She could be our summer girl.

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What's a summer girl?

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Oh, it's like, um...

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It's like a cooler-than-average babysitter.

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Like, you just take 'em
to the movies and stuff.

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We had one when we were your age.

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Rita.

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Do you like kids?

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Um, I do

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when I don't feel like they're judging me.

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[Laughs] This could be really good.

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We wouldn't have to send the kids to camp.

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Did you already register at Tumbleweed?

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Um, well, I wrote the check.

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- I don't know if I mailed it yet.
- Oh, my God.

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This is gonna be perfect.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.

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Perfect, perfect. Perfect.

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There's an extra playground over here

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and, uh, also a little
fence that leads to a bunch

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- of wilderness up there.
- Amazing.

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- Amazing.
- I mean, it's incredible.

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Hi, kids. What's up?

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- Hi, Uncle Joshy.
- Hi, Uncle Joshy.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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- Uh, who are you?
- I'm the summer girl.

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Summer girl?

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Mm-hmm. I'm here for, like, a minute.

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A week, summer, whatever.

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You're staying here? Like, sleeping here?

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Yes. I'm Tammy's ex-stepdaughter.

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Oh.

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- Who are you?
- [Both laugh]

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I'm Josh. This is my house. I lived here.

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I grew up here, at least. This is Kristin.

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- She's from Sotheby's.
- Hi, Kristin from Sotheby's.

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- So if you're Sarah's brother...
- Yeah.

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That means you could be my Uncle one day.

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Wouldn't that be fun?

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Um, I have to think about that.

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Hey, Uncle.

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You want to, uh, show me the interior?

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Sure, okay.

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I'll catch up with you later.

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- Namaste.
- All: Hey, girl, hey.

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Oh, I can't hear you. Namaste.

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- All: Hey, girl, hey!
- Okay.

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Everyone take a plank
position. Good, plank position.

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That's right. Gonna have some fun now.

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Uh-oh. Okay, no injuries today.

231
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I'm sorry, I took some
medication this morning,

232
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and I'm feeling kind of floaty.

233
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Okay, no problem. Put your head down.

234
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We're gonna hang out
in child's pose for now.

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Head down, bottom up.

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Good girl.

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Just continue to practice at home

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and build on that core strength.

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That's key.

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Since I've been on that Premarin,

241
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I've had a totally different...
reaction in my body.

242
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It's magical stuff.

243
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She took her first pill
about two hours ago.

244
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You're having a placebo effect, Maura.

245
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- What's this?
- Take one.

246
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Trans Got Talent coming up again.

247
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Yes, well, you know, we
made so much money last year

248
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that we were able to buy
a brand-new Mr. Coffee.

249
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What is Trans Got Talent?
That sounds beautiful.

250
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Well, girl, if you got talent,
now's the time to let it shine.

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Talent defined broadly, of course...

252
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I might have some talent.

253
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- [Laughs]
- You never know.

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Marvelous. Absolutely stunning.

255
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Yeah, needs a little
updating, but pretty great.

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What? Updating? What are you talking about?

257
00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:04,139
This is a Buff and Hensman.

258
00:11:04,140 --> 00:11:06,007
Okay, Josh, you know what? Why don't you...

259
00:11:06,008 --> 00:11:07,776
Why don't you educate me, 'cause clearly...

260
00:11:07,777 --> 00:11:09,477
She's a designer, okay?

261
00:11:09,478 --> 00:11:12,347
She's executed million-dollar properties

262
00:11:12,348 --> 00:11:14,282
in Orlando and Vegas, Josh.

263
00:11:14,283 --> 00:11:15,751
Yeah, whoop-de-fucking-do.

264
00:11:15,752 --> 00:11:17,819
Too bad preservationists
are jizzing themselves...

265
00:11:17,820 --> 00:11:20,221
Excuse me, Kristin... for a
house exactly in this condition.

266
00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:21,622
Yeah, from a value
standpoint, I tend to agree.

267
00:11:21,623 --> 00:11:23,224
- Thank you.
- Really?

268
00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:24,893
- Yeah, I'm from Sotheby's.
- Oh, you know what?

269
00:11:24,894 --> 00:11:27,595
Why don't you take... I'm sorry, Kristin?

270
00:11:27,596 --> 00:11:29,330
Into the kitchen, honey, and show her

271
00:11:29,331 --> 00:11:30,832
- some of your ideas?
- Sure, come on. Let's go.

272
00:11:30,833 --> 00:11:32,768
Hey, Tam, um, promise me you're not

273
00:11:32,769 --> 00:11:35,837
gonna touch the house
without talking to me first.

274
00:11:35,838 --> 00:11:37,405
Sure, bro. Promise.

275
00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:40,375
Shake on it?

276
00:11:40,376 --> 00:11:41,910
[Whispers] Not your bro.

277
00:11:41,911 --> 00:11:44,780
Don't call me Tam.

278
00:11:48,850 --> 00:11:50,786
Hey, you're gonna let her come in here

279
00:11:50,787 --> 00:11:51,787
and fucking wreck the place?

280
00:11:51,788 --> 00:11:52,888
She's got great ideas.

281
00:11:52,889 --> 00:11:54,055
What, you're just gonna bring

282
00:11:54,056 --> 00:11:55,690
your little real estate agent in here

283
00:11:55,691 --> 00:11:56,792
and try to sell the place
right out from under us?

284
00:11:56,793 --> 00:11:58,193
We're staying here this summer.

285
00:11:58,194 --> 00:11:59,861
Hey, she just happens to
be a real estate agent.

286
00:11:59,862 --> 00:12:01,696
We're in a relationship.

287
00:12:01,697 --> 00:12:03,631
Oh, I'm so sorry. I
didn't mean to offend you.

288
00:12:03,632 --> 00:12:04,900
- [Phone chimes]
- You actually found, like,

289
00:12:04,901 --> 00:12:06,301
the biggest-titted real estate agent

290
00:12:06,302 --> 00:12:08,269
in all of Los Angeles...
that was very convenient.

291
00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:12,207
- Uh, by the way, they're real.
- [Phone chimes]

292
00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:13,842
You been getting these texts from Ali?

293
00:12:13,843 --> 00:12:15,811
Yeah, I've been ignoring them all day.

294
00:12:15,812 --> 00:12:19,280
Wait. Ed's gone?

295
00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:22,017
Yeah.

296
00:12:22,078 --> 00:12:25,013
I mean, he lived a long life, right?

297
00:12:25,014 --> 00:12:28,483
Read the rest, asswipe.

298
00:12:28,484 --> 00:12:30,518
- He's missing.
- Oh.

299
00:12:30,519 --> 00:12:32,787
She just, like, wants to
see if we can help find him.

300
00:12:32,788 --> 00:12:34,389
Oh, oh, okay. All right.

301
00:12:34,390 --> 00:12:36,757
- That's fucked.
- So do you have plans?

302
00:12:36,758 --> 00:12:38,726
Yeah, I have plans. I'm a grown man.

303
00:12:38,727 --> 00:12:40,228
[Laughs]

304
00:12:40,229 --> 00:12:42,898
- Come on, let's go.
- I am not going to...

305
00:12:42,899 --> 00:12:45,766
I am not going to the marina
triangle by myself, okay?

306
00:12:45,767 --> 00:12:48,403
You're coming with me.

307
00:12:48,404 --> 00:12:51,139
Okay, exactly what time did she lose him?

308
00:12:51,140 --> 00:12:52,407
I don't know. She won't tell me.

309
00:12:52,408 --> 00:12:55,010
I'm getting all my info from the guards.

310
00:12:55,011 --> 00:12:57,312
This reminds me of when our cat ran away.

311
00:12:57,313 --> 00:12:58,546
- Pepper?
- Yeah.

312
00:12:58,547 --> 00:12:59,714
Oh, fuck. That was horrible.

313
00:12:59,715 --> 00:13:01,049
And then we realized

314
00:13:01,050 --> 00:13:03,384
she just went to go live
with the Weissburgs.

315
00:13:03,385 --> 00:13:05,987
[Laughs] Maybe Ed's just
living with somebody else now.

316
00:13:05,988 --> 00:13:08,289
Mom would love that.

317
00:13:08,290 --> 00:13:10,258
You know what, I wanted to go
live with the Weissburgs then,

318
00:13:10,259 --> 00:13:12,293
and I still want to go
live with the Weissburgs.

319
00:13:12,294 --> 00:13:14,562
- Jesus.
- You all right up there?

320
00:13:14,563 --> 00:13:15,964
No, I'm not all right, okay?

321
00:13:15,965 --> 00:13:17,432
Ed's missing, he can't talk,

322
00:13:17,433 --> 00:13:18,699
he doesn't know where he is,

323
00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:20,701
and nobody seems to give a shit.

324
00:13:20,702 --> 00:13:22,938
Go look up there.

325
00:13:22,939 --> 00:13:25,206
Is she okay? What the fuck is going on?

326
00:13:25,207 --> 00:13:28,076
- Jesus.
- Just Ali being Ali.

327
00:13:33,681 --> 00:13:36,251
It is messed up that
we grew up in California

328
00:13:36,252 --> 00:13:38,819
and they never once took us out on a boat.

329
00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:41,389
It's 'cause they were
terrified of everything.

330
00:13:41,390 --> 00:13:43,791
Yeah, are Jews, like, more
anxious than the average person,

331
00:13:43,792 --> 00:13:45,994
or do I just notice it
'cause I know more Jews?

332
00:13:45,995 --> 00:13:49,297
What the fuck are you two doing up there?

333
00:13:49,298 --> 00:13:51,399
We're just... we're making sure

334
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:54,769
that Ed's not hiding in one of these boats.

335
00:13:54,770 --> 00:13:56,972
Nope. Not... not this one.

336
00:13:56,973 --> 00:14:00,541
Hey, is that the Warehouse?

337
00:14:00,542 --> 00:14:02,210
Yeah.

338
00:14:02,211 --> 00:14:04,612
- Bloody marys?
- [Laughs]

339
00:14:04,613 --> 00:14:06,414
I love you. Als?

340
00:14:06,415 --> 00:14:07,615
- What?
- Als?

341
00:14:07,616 --> 00:14:09,150
Wanna get some bloody's?

342
00:14:09,151 --> 00:14:10,818
You two are sociopaths.

343
00:14:10,819 --> 00:14:14,489
- You realize that, right?
- Come on.

344
00:14:17,358 --> 00:14:20,028
- Hi. Raquel Fein.
- Look at you... a lady rabbi.

345
00:14:20,029 --> 00:14:21,529
Come in! Oh, thank you.

346
00:14:21,530 --> 00:14:23,999
Oh, you're far too
attractive for a lady rabbi.

347
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,600
Oh, thank you.

348
00:14:25,601 --> 00:14:28,336
So I heard about Ed's health.
I wanted to pay a visit.

349
00:14:28,337 --> 00:14:29,337
How is he?

350
00:14:29,338 --> 00:14:32,840
Oh, let me get you a vitamin water.

351
00:14:32,841 --> 00:14:34,775
They were on sale at the supermarket.

352
00:14:34,776 --> 00:14:36,211
- No, thank you.
- Are you sure?

353
00:14:36,212 --> 00:14:38,779
It's supposed to be some
kind of healthy soda.

354
00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:41,616
- You don't mind if I do, do you?
- Please.

355
00:14:41,617 --> 00:14:44,152
Who am I to stand between a
congregant and her vitamins?

356
00:14:44,153 --> 00:14:48,056
No matter what the flavor.

357
00:14:48,057 --> 00:14:52,027
Oh. Mmm, mmm, mmm.

358
00:14:52,028 --> 00:14:54,162
- Oh, worth it?
- Oh, delish.

359
00:14:54,163 --> 00:14:56,064
Oh, good. So...

360
00:14:56,065 --> 00:14:57,665
- Raquel...
- Yes?

361
00:14:57,666 --> 00:14:59,267
Are you married?

362
00:14:59,268 --> 00:15:01,936
I am married to my job at the moment.

363
00:15:01,937 --> 00:15:04,272
Probably better off,

364
00:15:04,273 --> 00:15:09,044
although my Joshy is not married.

365
00:15:09,045 --> 00:15:10,778
Maybe you two could meet. He's gorgeous.

366
00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:13,414
Absolutely gorgeous. How old are you?

367
00:15:13,415 --> 00:15:17,118
So... do you think that Ed
would like a little visit?

368
00:15:17,119 --> 00:15:20,055
Maybe I could read to him.

369
00:15:20,056 --> 00:15:21,289
Are those Jewish books?

370
00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:24,792
Yes, hot off the presses 2,500 years ago.

371
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,961
No, he wouldn't like those.

372
00:15:26,962 --> 00:15:28,663
He likes Dean Koontz.

373
00:15:28,664 --> 00:15:31,399
You got any Dean Koontz?

374
00:15:32,767 --> 00:15:35,636
- Is this okay?
- Yeah, it's great. Thank you.

375
00:15:35,637 --> 00:15:37,305
Can we get two bloody marys right away?

376
00:15:37,306 --> 00:15:40,375
- Sure.
- Where the fuck is she?

377
00:15:46,281 --> 00:15:48,949
Ooh, I'm gonna order a baked potato.

378
00:15:48,950 --> 00:15:50,918
You guys, this is
literally the saddest place

379
00:15:50,919 --> 00:15:52,620
I've ever been.

380
00:15:52,621 --> 00:15:55,290
Can you... could you just
sit down and order some food?

381
00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:57,092
No, I don't wanna just sit down.

382
00:15:57,093 --> 00:15:58,426
What are you guys doing?

383
00:15:58,427 --> 00:16:00,228
Ali, we're just gonna get some sustenance,

384
00:16:00,229 --> 00:16:03,531
and then we'll go back out
and keep looking for him.

385
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,534
God.

386
00:16:06,535 --> 00:16:10,004
That tank full of lobsters
just waiting to die...

387
00:16:10,005 --> 00:16:11,439
This is the last place

388
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,208
they're ever gonna see, this place?

389
00:16:13,209 --> 00:16:15,310
Look at this place.
Somebody decorated this.

390
00:16:15,311 --> 00:16:16,811
This is literally somebody's best attempt.

391
00:16:16,812 --> 00:16:18,113
This is what they're spending

392
00:16:18,114 --> 00:16:19,447
their blood, sweat, and tears on.

393
00:16:19,448 --> 00:16:20,781
It's adorable.

394
00:16:20,782 --> 00:16:22,550
And that lady over there
with her chicken piccata.

395
00:16:22,551 --> 00:16:24,452
She's saving half of her dinner for later,

396
00:16:24,453 --> 00:16:26,321
so she can bring it home and eat it

397
00:16:26,322 --> 00:16:27,788
with the bread and the
little pats of butter.

398
00:16:27,789 --> 00:16:29,124
What's wrong with that?

399
00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:30,525
In front of her fucking dateline...

400
00:16:30,526 --> 00:16:32,127
- What is the problem?
- With a folding table

401
00:16:32,128 --> 00:16:33,428
- and her fuzzy slippers.
- Okay, okay, all right.

402
00:16:33,429 --> 00:16:35,163
- Okay.
- No, it's not all right.

403
00:16:35,164 --> 00:16:37,965
And the disgusting koi pond out there

404
00:16:37,966 --> 00:16:39,667
with the little bloated fish...

405
00:16:39,668 --> 00:16:41,369
It's so sad.

406
00:16:41,370 --> 00:16:44,405
- And your dead baby...
- What?

407
00:16:44,406 --> 00:16:47,842
- I'm sorry.
- What? What? What dead baby?

408
00:16:47,843 --> 00:16:49,210
My ex-girlfriend had an abortion.

409
00:16:49,211 --> 00:16:50,745
Why doesn't anyone tell me anything?

410
00:16:50,746 --> 00:16:53,614
No, I was gonna tell
you. I haven't seen you.

411
00:16:53,615 --> 00:16:55,150
You know that mom and dad had all of us

412
00:16:55,151 --> 00:16:56,417
before they were my age?

413
00:16:56,418 --> 00:16:58,553
Can you imagine?

414
00:16:58,554 --> 00:16:59,954
Before they were my age.

415
00:16:59,955 --> 00:17:02,157
God, they must have been terrified.

416
00:17:02,158 --> 00:17:03,991
She didn't know what to do with us.

417
00:17:03,992 --> 00:17:05,260
And doctors in those
days were telling women

418
00:17:05,261 --> 00:17:06,661
- not to breast-feed.
- Shh.

419
00:17:06,662 --> 00:17:09,364
We were all just miserable
and crying and sick

420
00:17:09,365 --> 00:17:11,566
'cause we were just
eating that gross formula.

421
00:17:11,567 --> 00:17:12,767
She had the tits.

422
00:17:12,768 --> 00:17:14,602
They were just sitting
there, big and leaky,

423
00:17:14,603 --> 00:17:16,304
but she didn't know what to do with them

424
00:17:16,305 --> 00:17:17,372
'cause she was told it
was wrong to use them,

425
00:17:17,373 --> 00:17:19,006
and who's she gonna talk to?

426
00:17:19,007 --> 00:17:21,542
All right. Well, I'm not hungry anymore.

427
00:17:21,543 --> 00:17:24,945
Not dad. Jesus Christ, not dad.

428
00:17:24,946 --> 00:17:26,381
Oh, my God.

429
00:17:26,382 --> 00:17:29,350
- I'm worried about you.
- I have to tell him.

430
00:17:29,351 --> 00:17:32,187
- No, Ali!
- Yes. It's crazy.

431
00:17:32,188 --> 00:17:34,355
- Tell me what?
- It's not ours to tell.

432
00:17:34,356 --> 00:17:36,624
- Tell me what?
- [Scoffs]

433
00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:38,459
You're scaring the shit
out of me right now.

434
00:17:38,460 --> 00:17:41,596
- I love you very much.
- What?

435
00:17:41,597 --> 00:17:45,065
Dad is a woman, thinks he's a woman,

436
00:17:45,066 --> 00:17:47,902
wants to be a woman,

437
00:17:47,903 --> 00:17:50,205
something like that.

438
00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:53,641
He's trans.

439
00:17:53,642 --> 00:17:57,044
- [Laughs]
- It's not funny, Josh.

440
00:17:57,045 --> 00:17:58,646
Wait, you guys are serious.

441
00:17:58,647 --> 00:18:00,915
Yeah, we're serious.

442
00:18:00,916 --> 00:18:02,650
How are we doing over here?
Can I get you something else?

443
00:18:02,651 --> 00:18:03,951
Yeah.

444
00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:04,985
Yeah, can I get another bloody mary?

445
00:18:04,986 --> 00:18:06,921
- Me too.
- Me three.

446
00:18:06,922 --> 00:18:09,224
Three? Okay.

447
00:18:11,559 --> 00:18:12,660
- You left them?
- I left them.

448
00:18:12,661 --> 00:18:13,894
How do you misplace...

449
00:18:13,895 --> 00:18:14,929
You left your balls in Thailand?

450
00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:15,930
I misplaced them in Bangkok.

451
00:18:15,931 --> 00:18:16,931
Isn't that a song?

452
00:18:16,932 --> 00:18:18,032

 I left my balls 


453
00:18:18,033 --> 00:18:19,467
Listen, speaking of which,

454
00:18:19,468 --> 00:18:21,068
I am sick and tired of singing Happy Talk.

455
00:18:21,069 --> 00:18:22,703
Can I tell you that?

456
00:18:22,704 --> 00:18:24,239
- From South Pacific?
- It is from South Pacific.

457
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,240
- I know South Pacific.
- Do you?

458
00:18:25,241 --> 00:18:27,041
I saw... I saw Ezio Pinza.

459
00:18:27,042 --> 00:18:28,909
I don't know what that means,
but here's what I'm gonna say.

460
00:18:28,910 --> 00:18:31,546
I have way too many needy
queers to wrangle that night.

461
00:18:31,547 --> 00:18:33,581
Would I be considered a needy queer

462
00:18:33,582 --> 00:18:35,683
- if I asked to be in it?
- Yes.

463
00:18:35,684 --> 00:18:37,051
- With you?
- Yes.

464
00:18:37,052 --> 00:18:38,886
We'll sing a duet. We'll kill.

465
00:18:38,887 --> 00:18:40,288
- No.
- We will...

466
00:18:40,289 --> 00:18:41,289
- Uh-uh.
- Come on.

467
00:18:41,290 --> 00:18:42,423
- Uh-uh.
- Please?

468
00:18:42,424 --> 00:18:43,458
- Do a duet with her.
- No.

469
00:18:43,459 --> 00:18:44,659
- Come on.
- All right.

470
00:18:44,660 --> 00:18:46,261
I'll think about it... no.

471
00:18:46,262 --> 00:18:47,462
Hey, girl.

472
00:18:47,463 --> 00:18:49,464
I think that guy in the suit

473
00:18:49,465 --> 00:18:51,899
is really checking you out.

474
00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:54,669
No, girl, that's not my
type. He's too square.

475
00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:56,271
You get that all the time, don't you,

476
00:18:56,272 --> 00:18:58,072
- 'cause you're so pretty?
- Oh, thanks.

477
00:18:58,073 --> 00:19:00,275
Well, I'm glad someone's looking

478
00:19:00,276 --> 00:19:02,042
after all the work I
put in to look like this.

479
00:19:02,043 --> 00:19:03,511
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

480
00:19:03,512 --> 00:19:05,280
Did you do hormones?
Is that all right to ask?

481
00:19:05,281 --> 00:19:08,816
Yeah, you know. They're
the first step, really.

482
00:19:08,817 --> 00:19:10,618
You learn to put up with the mood swings

483
00:19:10,619 --> 00:19:13,053
and whatnot to keep the skin looking right.

484
00:19:13,054 --> 00:19:14,154
- Yeah.
- Right?

485
00:19:14,155 --> 00:19:15,523
Mm-hmm. Like butter.

486
00:19:15,524 --> 00:19:17,525
- Your skin's like butter.
- Shea butter.

487
00:19:17,526 --> 00:19:20,328
- Oh, nice.
- [Laughs] Shea butter.

488
00:19:20,329 --> 00:19:23,298
The only thing I hated
about taking the hormones

489
00:19:23,299 --> 00:19:25,366
was the weight gain, the weight gain,

490
00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:26,701
and the weight gain.

491
00:19:26,702 --> 00:19:29,737
Oh, my God, like a tick I blew up.

492
00:19:29,738 --> 00:19:32,307
Girl, that guy is still staring at you.

493
00:19:32,308 --> 00:19:34,375
Shea, the guy at the bar.
He's still staring at you.

494
00:19:34,376 --> 00:19:36,811
Oh, God, don't. Please don't egg him on.

495
00:19:36,812 --> 00:19:38,946
- Stop, girl, looking at him.
- Okay, I'm sorry.

496
00:19:38,947 --> 00:19:40,315
Oh, shit.

497
00:19:40,316 --> 00:19:43,318
- What's wrong?
- I know him.

498
00:19:47,722 --> 00:19:50,057
- Bonjour, mademoiselles.
- Bonjour.

499
00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:54,094
You have got fabulous eyes.
They're like Liz Taylor's.

500
00:19:54,095 --> 00:19:56,196
Oh. Okay, thanks.

501
00:19:56,197 --> 00:19:58,666
- What's your name?
- Davina.

502
00:19:58,667 --> 00:19:59,500
Oh, you meant her.

503
00:19:59,501 --> 00:20:01,602
[Chuckles] Hello.

504
00:20:01,603 --> 00:20:03,404
Hello.

505
00:20:03,405 --> 00:20:05,005
- And you are?
- Shea.

506
00:20:05,006 --> 00:20:08,709
- Hey, Shea.
- Nice to meet you.

507
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,912
Hey, Gar.

508
00:20:13,514 --> 00:20:17,685
Jesus Christ. Morty?

509
00:20:17,686 --> 00:20:22,289
Been a little while since
the squash courts, huh?

510
00:20:22,290 --> 00:20:24,492
I guess so.

511
00:20:24,493 --> 00:20:28,663
Uh, wh... what's all of this?

512
00:20:28,664 --> 00:20:31,231
Oh, uh, well, this is, uh...

513
00:20:31,232 --> 00:20:32,467
some people call this a necklace.

514
00:20:32,468 --> 00:20:36,737
- [Laughs]
- Um, this is a...

515
00:20:36,738 --> 00:20:39,540
I guess you would call it a wrap.

516
00:20:41,476 --> 00:20:44,545
- These are rings.
- That's fingernail polish, huh?

517
00:20:44,546 --> 00:20:46,647
- How's Helen?
- Helen?

518
00:20:46,648 --> 00:20:49,149
- Helen.
- She got the lap band.

519
00:20:49,150 --> 00:20:50,951
She's great. She's much happier.

520
00:20:50,952 --> 00:20:53,521
Good.

521
00:20:53,522 --> 00:20:54,922
Jesus Christ. Help me out here, Morty.

522
00:20:54,923 --> 00:20:58,459
[Laughing] I'm dying here.

523
00:20:58,460 --> 00:21:01,762
- I'm sorry.
- All right, Gary.

524
00:21:01,763 --> 00:21:04,031
I need a minute to wrap
my head around this, uh...

525
00:21:04,032 --> 00:21:06,734
Well, take your time.

526
00:21:06,735 --> 00:21:10,705
Our families went to Montecito together.

527
00:21:12,006 --> 00:21:14,809
Yeah. Yeah, we did.

528
00:21:14,810 --> 00:21:17,778
Montecito. Those were good times.

529
00:21:17,779 --> 00:21:19,179
They were.

530
00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:22,483
Hmm. Hmm.

531
00:21:26,421 --> 00:21:28,589
No hard feelings.

532
00:21:28,590 --> 00:21:31,325
None.

533
00:21:31,326 --> 00:21:34,729
Um...

534
00:21:34,730 --> 00:21:36,464
Yeah, well...

535
00:21:36,465 --> 00:21:39,066
- Bye, Gar.
- Bye.

536
00:21:52,146 --> 00:21:55,182
Oh, my God, Josh, how many
bloody marys did you have?

537
00:21:55,183 --> 00:21:57,351
So wait, does this mean he's gay?

538
00:21:57,352 --> 00:21:59,887
No. He still likes women.

539
00:21:59,888 --> 00:22:03,858
Well, technically, that
does make him a lesbian.

540
00:22:03,859 --> 00:22:05,325
- [Laughs]
- Fuck.

541
00:22:05,326 --> 00:22:06,661
Let me tell you something, Raquel.

542
00:22:06,662 --> 00:22:07,795
You're actually... you're not...

543
00:22:07,796 --> 00:22:09,597
You're not getting any younger.

544
00:22:09,598 --> 00:22:12,933
And then you're gonna be an
old rabbi with no children.

545
00:22:12,934 --> 00:22:15,703
I'm telling you, and then you're
gonna have arthritis like me.

546
00:22:15,704 --> 00:22:17,505
- Hey, mom.
- Oh, my God, look!

547
00:22:17,506 --> 00:22:19,607
Look, they're all here.

548
00:22:19,608 --> 00:22:21,876
- All three of you.
- So, mom, is he back?

549
00:22:21,877 --> 00:22:23,478
- No.
- We went to the Warehouse.

550
00:22:23,479 --> 00:22:25,045
[Gasps] You went to the Warehouse.

551
00:22:25,046 --> 00:22:26,847
You didn't tell me you
were going to the Warehouse.

552
00:22:26,848 --> 00:22:28,483
You got me something. What did you get me?

553
00:22:28,484 --> 00:22:32,019
- I'm not saying.
- Oh, my kids love me.

554
00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:34,121
My daughter loves me.

555
00:22:34,122 --> 00:22:35,723
Oh, God. Kiss me.

556
00:22:35,724 --> 00:22:37,324
Yes, I am the only one who remembered.

557
00:22:37,325 --> 00:22:38,693
- Hey.
- Hi.

558
00:22:38,694 --> 00:22:42,262
Do these people got a way with a wedge.

559
00:22:42,263 --> 00:22:43,698
Mom, Josh needs to lie down.

560
00:22:43,699 --> 00:22:45,365
He's had way too much to drink.

561
00:22:45,366 --> 00:22:47,067
Oh, please. I can handle four bloody's.

562
00:22:47,068 --> 00:22:49,303
So, mom, how was that doctor's appointment?

563
00:22:49,304 --> 00:22:53,808
- Huh?
- Joshy, this is the Rabbi.

564
00:22:53,809 --> 00:22:57,812
Rabbi Raquel, this is Josh
I was telling you about.

565
00:22:57,813 --> 00:23:00,915
- He's single and gorgeous.
- Yep, did you hear that?

566
00:23:00,916 --> 00:23:03,751
- I did, many, many times.
- Isn't he gorgeous?

567
00:23:03,752 --> 00:23:06,554
- The whole package.
- Is she... is she on board?

568
00:23:06,555 --> 00:23:08,523
Are we doing this? Hey, wait.

569
00:23:08,524 --> 00:23:10,190
Does mom know about dad?

570
00:23:10,191 --> 00:23:12,760
You know what, why don't
we let the Rabbi go, okay?

571
00:23:12,761 --> 00:23:14,394
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

572
00:23:14,395 --> 00:23:17,264
She's gotta stay because
we need you, like, bad

573
00:23:17,265 --> 00:23:20,635
because something happened
at lunch that came out, mom,

574
00:23:20,636 --> 00:23:21,969
that I don't know if you know about it.

575
00:23:21,970 --> 00:23:23,303
Know what?

576
00:23:23,384 --> 00:23:24,985
You guys, Ed has been missing all day.

577
00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:26,420
I'm so sorry. Ed is missing?

578
00:23:26,421 --> 00:23:27,888
- Yes.
- We need to call somebody.

579
00:23:27,889 --> 00:23:29,824
- About dad...
- I think if Ed is missing,

580
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:32,627
then someone should
probably call the police.

581
00:23:32,628 --> 00:23:34,028
Thank you, yes. I'm gonna call the police.

582
00:23:34,029 --> 00:23:35,630
Wait, on who?

583
00:23:35,631 --> 00:23:37,264
We're not calling the
police on anybody, Sarah.

584
00:23:37,265 --> 00:23:39,700
Ed is missing. We're calling
to see if they found him.

585
00:23:39,701 --> 00:23:41,669
- Oh, all right.
- Where the fuck is the phone?

586
00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,437
All I'm trying to say is dad
is a fucking transvestite.

587
00:23:43,438 --> 00:23:45,505
That is not the word, okay?

588
00:23:45,506 --> 00:23:47,842
- He's trans.
- [Laughs] Oh, that.

589
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:50,778
Of course I know that.
You think I'm a dummy?

590
00:23:50,779 --> 00:23:52,146
- Oh, my God.
- You know?

591
00:23:52,147 --> 00:23:54,381
- Where the fuck is the phone?
- You knew?

592
00:23:54,382 --> 00:23:57,685
It's his... thing.
It's his little private kink.

593
00:23:57,686 --> 00:23:59,153
Everyone has one.

594
00:23:59,154 --> 00:24:00,655
That's something you can
confirm, right, Rabbi?

595
00:24:00,656 --> 00:24:01,889
Everyone has one.

596
00:24:01,890 --> 00:24:03,958
I suppose everybody has one or two.

597
00:24:03,959 --> 00:24:05,726
- Thank you!
- No, no, no, no, no.

598
00:24:05,727 --> 00:24:07,662
No, no, no, he's doing it all the time.

599
00:24:07,663 --> 00:24:09,196
He's doing it in public.

600
00:24:09,197 --> 00:24:11,065
Hi, yes, I'd like to
report a missing person.

601
00:24:11,066 --> 00:24:14,234
So he's out there dressing
up outside, like a woman?

602
00:24:14,235 --> 00:24:15,569
- Yes.
- Oh.

603
00:24:15,570 --> 00:24:16,871
Mom, how old is Ed?

604
00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:19,006
71. Oh, wait, that's not true.

605
00:24:19,007 --> 00:24:20,374
He's 70... 74.

606
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:22,943
They went to the Beverly
Center with him like that, mom.

607
00:24:22,944 --> 00:24:25,680
Ew, no one goes to the Beverly Center.

608
00:24:25,681 --> 00:24:26,914
Does he have any distinguishing marks?

609
00:24:26,915 --> 00:24:28,683
Any what... distinguishing marks?

610
00:24:28,684 --> 00:24:30,517
That's a stupid question.

611
00:24:30,518 --> 00:24:31,819
Everyone has distinguishing marks.

612
00:24:31,820 --> 00:24:33,420
Is that true, Rabbi?

613
00:24:33,421 --> 00:24:35,455
I suppose everybody has one or two,

614
00:24:35,456 --> 00:24:36,824
like, you know, freckles or birthmarks.

615
00:24:36,825 --> 00:24:38,492
What are Ed's distinguishing marks, mom?

616
00:24:38,493 --> 00:24:40,027
Oh, my God.

617
00:24:40,028 --> 00:24:42,730
It's so obvious now why dad wasn't around.

618
00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:44,264
It's because he was playing Little Bo Peep.

619
00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:46,867
But what about you,
mom? What's your excuse?

620
00:24:46,868 --> 00:24:48,769
You got a little secret that you were doing

621
00:24:48,770 --> 00:24:51,105
while you were paying Rita
to distract me with her tits?

622
00:24:51,106 --> 00:24:53,708
Why are you humiliating me like this?

623
00:24:53,709 --> 00:24:55,009
Just shut the fuck up.

624
00:24:55,010 --> 00:24:56,476
I'm gonna give you space and privacy.

625
00:24:56,477 --> 00:24:58,078
- Please stay.
- I'll be back.

626
00:24:58,079 --> 00:24:59,814
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

627
00:24:59,815 --> 00:25:01,782
wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, please, please.

628
00:25:01,783 --> 00:25:06,353
I'm sorry. Will you please help us?

629
00:25:06,354 --> 00:25:10,257
- Please.
- Well, I can...

630
00:25:12,993 --> 00:25:13,961
I'll try.

631
00:25:13,962 --> 00:25:17,732
Thank you.

632
00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:19,967
<i>[Door closes]</i>

633
00:25:29,443 --> 00:25:32,446
He's back.

634
00:25:34,095 --> 00:25:39,641
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